Things

You'll have to forgive my post sparseness--my ghostwriter and photographer have been busy. They have undertaken a lot of construction work and musical endeavors, and then two days ago father left for a long work trip. I miss him! The other night mother took that small device she speaks into sometimes and held it up to my ear--and father's disembodied voice was coming out of it. Very weird.

Anyway, here are a few things happening chez chien. (Oh yes, I do speak French! How else did you think I was able to read Proust?)

• This blog is truly amusing: http://textfromdog.tumblr.com/. He certainly does have a time trying to school his human. Carry on, compatriot.
• Last night I spent a delightful evening with my friend Cayda at granddad's house. Two words: Feline hunt. Five more words: They're quite good at hiding.
• I thought of another reason I like spring: making human friends on my walks! More people outside to admire my jowls and sleek physique. Ladies love me. And I love ladies. Yesterday I had two scratching my ears and saying how handsome I was. It was quite pleasing.
• Originally I was distressed when I saw the headline of this article, but to my relief the author is just training humans on how to share their beds with their hounds. Whew.