Hello. I am Dr. Harvey Jowls-Flowers. I am a blackmouth cur-Plott hound mix. At the time of this writing, the Humans have not yet fed me and so I am feeling a bit peckish; therefore, my first post will be of an abbreviated nature.

I am looking forward to turning 5-years-old in a few days. I have asked for a boxed set of the works of Marcel Proust. I'm not holding out much hope as I asked for that for Christmas as well and did not get it. But, I got a Tornado Treat Game, peanut butter crackers, a leather collar, and a rope toy--and a most unfortunate pair of reindeer antlers--so the loss was not too great.

I wish you a happy and prosperous New Year! I am hoping to have a nice nap and listen to NPR.